So, signing up with Google Analytics was the worst thing I could have ever done!
Are they even aware of the havoc that their little data collection agency wreaks on innocent bloggers like myself??
This is a snapshot of my stats for the last 2 weeks. I may end up in therapy over this one....just take a look for yourself:
Do you see what I see up there?? Notice anything slightly odd??? (Heh, well besides the fact that I visited my own blog over 100,000 times! ;).
Now you tell me, how is it that I can offend and entertain across this entire United States of America and miss Montana completely?!
Everyone loves me, (and I love PA cuz that's where Joey Vaton of Geno's Steaks is!) everyone except for Montana!!
I mean, just who do they think they are not coming to my blog??!! Honestly.
It's not like I am a nobody...I've been invited to every other state now, (not to mention countless foreign lands and Puerto Rico!), but for some reason those blog snobs in Montana think they are too good for me!
Well who needs them anyway?
Now, I know what you are thinking..."Chelle B., it is Montana. The state is full of cowboys and injuns! They don't even have internet or indoor plumbing up there!!"
Ha! If only that were true, this wouldn't sting so much!
I've been to Montana, hell, I used to live in Montana! Don't let their propaganda machine fool you...they are only 10 years behind the rest of the world in technological advancements. There have to be at least three working computers up there by now!
I mean, and just look at Wyoming, even they could reach me on their primitive, duct-taped together, 1984-top-of-the-line-model Commodore 64's, so those Montanans have no excuse.
Don't you try to make excuses for them.
Honestly, if one of them even tries to come visit me now, I am having their IP address blocked!! And I have half a mind not to pay all the back taxes I owe their sorry state!!
That's right. That will teach them to snub ME!
I feel much better now. :)
Well except I still have to figure out a way on how to get Google back for rubbing this in my face!! I don't owe them anything! :o
Perhaps the readers in Montana are blocking your attempts at tracking them! ;-)
Heh, that brings up another question. I wonder if some of the restraining orders against me there have expired! :p
LMAO...too funny! Glad I came back here. You don't need Montana anyways...my brother-in-law lives up there and he's got a stick up his arse for sure. I just moved here to Kansas...judging by my new neighbors, not sure if you would have a lot of love here either...lol I have a feeling they'd be offended. But ya got me!
Well Patricia, you better warn your brother-in-law that as soon as the roads clear, I am heading up there to throw a big rock at all of them!
Well, and I may as well do some shopping while I'm up there... Bozeman has the best little stores! :p
They have caught up by getting computers, but they still have to learn to read and write to use them.
I'm with Steve. They have to be able to read the instructions before they can set the machine up. I wouldn't take it too personal.
Heh, wouldn't it be fun if today some poor bastard from Montana makes his way here and sees us all talking about him behind his back?!
We may be creating another unabomber without even meaning to! :p