Hey fellow offenders, it's the weekend again!
For this Weekender Offender, I am continuing my special series that deals with race and stereotyping.
We seem so hyper-sensitive to anyone saying anything that could be perceived as offensive nowadays, to the point where even innocent childhood sayings like 'indian giver' have practically become hate speech.
Feel free to disagree, but I personally believe it has gone a little too far, and we are creating many more problems than we are solving with all of this 'Fear of Offending'.
Still, I find it fascinating that it really isn't as taboo to make fun of your own race, heck I do it all the time! Here are some good white people jokes:
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.
Now you know those were funny, even if you are as white as me! OK, not really but...I love people who can laugh at themselves and allow us to laugh at them, and with them, and without fear of offending them.
Comedians have turned this an art form, so I want to spotlight some stand-up acts who allow us to do just that.
Last weekend it was Eddie Murphy making fun of his black family growing up and this week it is Carlos Mencia, poking fun at all of this political correctness in general.
Enjoy and poke fun at someone of your own race today!









4 Offensive Comments
these jokes are not offensive. They will be if they degrade other people.
Larry the Cable guy does a good job of making fun of us white folks.
So it's okay to poke fun of someone if they're the same skin tone as you?
Or is it only okay to make fun of white people? (Blacks can make fun of themselves, I guess.)
I love the PGA tour, one. Tiger Woods rules!
Hey I'm just playing it safe. I'm not taking any chances haha...
Carlos Mencia makes fun of Tiger Woods in my little clip there, it's pretty funny actually. :)
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