Hey fellow offenders, it’s the weekend again!!
So, tell me, what offenses are you planning on carrying out this weekend??
Me? Well, this weekend I am starting a new tradition for my Weekender Offender posts, where I announce my “Offender of the Week” awards.
That’s right! I know, I am excited too!!
So, in order to win, you have to knowingly or unknowingly offend me in just the right way (and let me tell you, that is NOT an easy task!!).
If you are offensive enough to succeed, not only do you win the right to brag that you offended the Offended Blogger, but you also are welcome to snag one of my cute little pin-up girlie awards from my sidebar over —->
Yep, slap it on your blog, or tattoo it to your ass, or do whatever offensive thing you’d like with it!! (Then make sure to tell me what offensive thing you did with it, and you might win the Offender of the Week award again next weekend!)
Anyhoo…my very first “Offender of the Week” awards go out to….drumroll…..
Unfettered, The Loquacious Curmudgeon himself and Claire, the only girl I know with an adorable dancing willy. (and a shiny new golden cock! Whoo-hoo Claire!!)
They both succeeded in offending me in oh-so-many ways this week, all of them good, and all of them left a smile on my face.
Well, except that one, but I heal quickly and the pain killers the doc gave me really left a smile on my face so that totally made up for it!!
So, get off yer arse and go visit their blogs, and tell them how jealous you are that they won!!
Oh, and, hey, why not try a little harder yourself to offend me this coming week, and maybe you’ll be my next Offender of the Week and everyone will be jealous of YOU!!
Saturday, January 12th, 2008, 5:43 am | 
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