The "For the Record, Mr. Angry Man!" Offensive

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So, I won’t mention names or anything, but in my “Bring on the Global Warming!” Offensive, some “Angry Man” practically accused me of being one of those Pro-White Idaho Bloggers that you always see on Fox News, and let me tell you, I was almost offended!!!

I know, what a bastard, huh!!

(Just between you and me, I ROFLMAO because I thought it was funny as hell, but don’t tell him I said that!

Anyhoo… before some other Angry commentator of the Penile Persuasion gets the wrong idea and calls up the ACLU to have me put on some secret Pro-White Idaho Blogger watch list or something, I thought I better take a moment here and set the record straight!!

I mean, I do have a reputation to uphold!

Now first of all, I am not even remotely within driving distance to the local Idaho White Bloggers union hall:

See??

OK, so I am within driving distance, but at least not until the roads are clear enough for me to get there safely.

I am not that crazy!!

Second, it is purely coincidental that I have a birthmark of Germany on my ass (I added the ‘you are here’ tattoo just for fun!):

Heh, I also have Australia, Columbia and Russia birthmarked on my ass, too!

Does that automatically make me some sort of communist coffee drinker who runs around saying ‘g’day mate’?!!

I think not, Mr. Angry Man!

Thirdly, it is also purely coincidental that I have a cat named Adolf that just happens to somewhat resemble a certain former leader of the Nazi party:

Oh, please, there are tons of cats that look like Hitler! I’m sure you’d think worse of me knowing that I have a dog name Gobbels and a goat named Himmler! Pffft.

Now then, if all that isn’t enough to convince you that I am not a skin-headed-goose-stepping-with-a-machine-gun- through-the-potato-fields-wearing-a-camo-bikini-neo-nazi-type, just take a good look at this lovely poster I made.

It is for my new upcoming campaign to give extra special recognition to some extra, extra, special and well deserving black people during the upcoming last week of Black History Month:

That’s right!! I bet you didn’t think to honor black stoners, now, did you!?

Hey, don’t be jealous because I thought it up.

Hey, and don’t try to steal my idea or my poster, either!

I’ll have to tell Jesus to come pay you a visit. Or call up my Jewish lawyer to drag your ass to court for copyright violations!!

On second thought, maybe you should come pay Jesus a visit. Some of his tacos with extra, extra jalapenos might just unplug you, and then you can change your name to Mr. Happy Man!!!

Hooyah.