The "Votes For Willy’s Book Title!!" Offensive

Well…… I survived my weekend of offending (boy was it fun, hooyah!) and now it is Monday and every muscle aches but here I am because it is time to announce the 3 top entries for the “What Was Willy Reading” contest!!

Yay!!

Now then, before I announce the finalists and open the polls, I wanted to dedicate this post to my two favorite non-sex toys. Which one do you think is my very, very, very most favorite of the two?

Ha! It is a trick question, the answer is: neither one! They are BOTH my favorite!

That’s right, both of them have nice smiles, at least 3 hairs (which are always styled so very fashionably), they both love to hike, have great British accents and know a ton of great foreign curse words, are good sports, and they both annoy and piss more people off at blogcatalog.com than I do lately!! :)

I know, it almost seems impossible to believe!

Hey, but enough about them! We don’t need either one growing a big head (or a bigger one in Willy’s case!). Hopefully for all my sucking up I will get some free therapy from Claire when she becomes a counsellor, though, because you and I both know that I could really use some!! :p

Anyhoo….. let’s vote on What Was Willy Reading!!!

The entries were all incredibly brilliant and LOL worthy and Claire and I had SUCH a hard time deciding again! I fought hard though for my favorites; I slapped her around a bit… but she pulled my hair and made me cry, so then I threatened to set Willy on fire…. but then she threatened to post that Youtube video she found of me and heh, I can’t have that made public so I gave in and we finally came to an agreement on her top three.

Which weren’t as good as mine, but were still pretty fecking funny, I’m sure you will agree:

You can cast your votes all week long. Tomorrow, I will move this to the sidebar until Friday and then it will be replaced by a week-long ad for the winning blogger!

Thanks for playing along and may the best Willy Win!! :)

Psst… Willy says “Stumbles are most welcome”!! :)

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