Yay!!
Now then, before I announce the finalists and open the polls, I wanted to dedicate this post to my two favorite non-sex toys. Which one do you think is my very, very, very most favorite of the two?
Ha! It is a trick question, the answer is: neither one! They are BOTH my favorite!
That's right, both of them have nice smiles, at least 3 hairs (which are always styled so very fashionably), they both love to hike, have great British accents and know a ton of great foreign curse words, are good sports, and they both annoy and piss more people off at blogcatalog.com than I do lately!! :)
I know, it almost seems impossible to believe!
Hey, but enough about them! We don't need either one growing a big head (or a bigger one in Willy's case!). Hopefully for all my sucking up I will get some free therapy from Claire when she becomes a counsellor, though, because you and I both know that I could really use some!! :p
Anyhoo..... let's vote on What Was Willy Reading!!!
The entries were all incredibly brilliant and LOL worthy and Claire and I had SUCH a hard time deciding again! I fought hard though for my favorites; I slapped her around a bit... but she pulled my hair and made me cry, so then I threatened to set Willy on fire.... but then she threatened to post that Youtube video she found of me and heh, I can't have that made public so I gave in and we finally came to an agreement on her top three.
Which weren't as good as mine, but were still pretty fecking funny, I'm sure you will agree:
You can cast your votes all week long. Tomorrow, I will move this to the sidebar until Friday and then it will be replaced by a week-long ad for the winning blogger!
Psst... Willy says "Stumbles are most welcome"!! :)
I'd like to think Willy to be a "deep" thinker, but the reality is he's more than just a little shallow. His forward thinking notwithstanding, I believe he's also a bit self-centered. What Willy isn't? Therefore, I believe he was wondering more about his own physical well being and was studying up on lubes vs. dry. That other stuff assumes Willy's thinkin' with another head and we all know better!!...LOL
Peace........T
You are all so slow over there - I've been waiting all of tuesday the 19th to vote!! Loved the "I'm OK" one - but would probably have also gone for Dicken's Great Expectations. Should've gone with a bribe!! :-)
OK, I added my vote. Guess which one I chose.
Willy looks kinda phallic!
Tommy ~ hehe I believe you are almost an expert in this arena. :D
Treehouse ~ Next time you will win, I promise! Mail the bribe to: Chelle B., PO Box... :p
Gloss ~ Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm was it the one that was NOT yours? :)
Kimchihead ~ He does, doesn't he?
Oh and hey, I bragged about you on blogcatalog today btw. ;)
I voted! Something I never do, but for you Chelle OK!! Oh also I think I have a infection.
I like contests with poles, and polls too.