Saturday, February 2, 2008

The Weekender Offender



Hey fellow offenders, it's the weekend again!! This Weekender Offender is dedicated to the late, great Jimi Hendrix. RIP Jimi!!

Soooo what offenses are you up to without me?? Hey, if I'm lucky, you are out getting drunk right now and the video will be up on YouTube just in time for me to add you to my new blog!!

That's right, another one.

Hooyah!!

I named it "The International Drunk" and the name kinda speaks for itself, doesn't it.

Yep, I'm now "Blogging the shitfaced from around the globe...because they're out there." Go check it out!!

Maybe someone you know is showcased in all their drunken glory.

Oh before you do, I also have to announce my latest "Offender of the Week" awards. There were actually two bloggers who grabbed my attention and offended me in just the right way this week.

First was Buzzardbilly who is the funniest blogger from West Virginia that I've ever met!!! (OK, so SHE's the only blogger from West Virginia that I've ever met, but still!) :p

HER Appalachian tales are soooo funny so go visit HER and laugh with HER about ME and the fact that I have to change my name now to offensiveblogger since I thought SHE was a HE!! ;)

Then there is Riverstyxxx who was so helpful in making something useful out of a bit of otherwise completely fecking useless spam I received earlier this week. I'm happy he saw humor in it, because to be honest, it rather pissed me off!

Lucky for me this guy (who is wayyyyy more opinionated and offensive than I could ever be!) was watching my back!

With friends like him, who needs stalkers?? ;)

Well, back to my own offenses and have a good one!

Oh, and I do hope you make it up on Youtube!

I'll be watching....and blogging. :p






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7 Offensive Comments:

  • Buzzardbilly

    Wow! Thank you so much, Chelle. I'm so not offended, but I certainly hope to keeping offending.

    Thank you for the glowing compliments and shiny spiffy girly award. BTW, I'm girly myself. Totally. Tits, ovaries, husband, the works (well, no kids but that's my one and only humanitarian gift to the species. It's kinda common for people to think I'm a guy, though. I did pick a name with 'billy' in it and I do have a massive set of balls.

    Thanks again. This really makes my weekend! Yay!!

  • theoffendedblogger

    hahaha!! How did I not know you were a girl with huge balls like me? :p

  • -RiveR StyX-

    Hey, I resent that. :)

  • theoffendedblogger

    Hey, I'm glad you resent it River!

    Just doin' my job. :p

  • Buzzardbilly

    We chicks with balls are the best. Hope you like the list I posted. It's a doozy. :)

  • Wamblings

    I recognized the dude in the sushi bar. He sat next to me on the plane from Tokyo to Honolulu. He'd had too many Sakis that day too.

  • Kelly

    Hey there! Blogging About Flugpo nominated you for the Excellent Blogger Award! Now, the rules are for you to nominate 10 blogs for excellence. Here is where you were nominated
    http://flugpo-blog.blogspot.com/2008/02/nominated-for-excellence.html

    Keep up the excellent blogging!

    Kelly

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