So now that you all have had the pleasure of meeting Claire's Willy, and you helped make the last "What Was Willy Thinking?" contest so fun and arousing, it is time for the second installment!
I know! It is so fun to play with Willy. :)
Now then, you already know how much our little Willy loves a good, hard workout, so we thought it was time to show the intellectual side of our beloved little love monkey.
(Willy is not just a mindless love-muscle, you know!! He has a very large intellect to go with that hard body of his!)
So, for this week's Offended Blogger (with help from A Little Piece of Me!) "What Was Willy...." caption contest, we thought it would be fun if you tell us what it is that Willy is reading to help flex his groinal lobes:
It is your turn to flex your own intellectual groinal lobes a bit and come up with your very bestest "What Was Willy Reading?" book title!!
The contest will run all week and the top 3 entries will be selected on Friday to be put to a vote on the next Weekender Offender.
Voting ends the following Monday, precisely at midnight Greenwich Mean Time, which happens to be Willy's bedtime.
Let's top last week's 70+ entries and as always.... may the Best Willy Win!!!
:D
This post is flexing groinal lobes all over at:
Willy would love a stumble or two, as well!! :)
34 Offensive Comments:
I'm torn
Either it was Jane Austen's lesser known earlier version of a beloved classic, in which she details the forbidden, lusty passions of Mr. Darcy and Mr. Bingley: Priapism and Prejudice
Or... that well known VD guidebook for young readers: See Dick Run
Portrait of the Worm as a Young Weenie
G-Spots for Dummies
He's reading The Bun Also Rises, Hemingway's finest
He was reading Dear G Spot by Zane. A real bestselling title.
I'm sure it was something by Dickens...
I agree with animal mother. Dickens, Great Expectations.
"It'll be alright on the night"
Jonathan (aka Purple13)
P.S Welcome to GSTF!
Willies trying to figure out that dam-ed technology. - so he can be a cyber super star.
Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz (Hardcover)
Of course! :)
I believe willy is reading - 10 Secret Strategies to Make You Rich in an Up or Down Economy by Jordan E. Goodman
Willy is reading a:
- Up and Down Instructions
OR
- What Was Willy Thinking for Advance
OR
- 101 Secrets Positions
OR
- No More Shooting Blanks
agh.. dunno (^^,)
Willy was reading ,"An Insight in to KamaSutra"
"What Daemons dwell in the heart of Chelle'B'rity?" :p
GOOD VIBRATIONS
by ... Ryder Gucci
He's reading I'm Okay, You're a Dick
Playboy of course, he just has it hiding behind the book.
The Guinness Book of Records. to view his new record of orgasms achieved in a 24 hour period.
Is Mr. Willy perchance reading Da Winky Code?
Da Winky Code was, of course, written by Dan Brown Hole, I must add.
Hey was reading your post haha heres mine, extremly sorry for not yet responding to you.
I will in a day or two ill write a nice long one things are getting hectic hehe life at home is not = 100% time to work on yourself, it gets tough with the "family" factor damn.
Willy! Stop Being Silly
Written by: Lilly Phucks.
I have three choices:
1) "Fun with Dick and Jane"
2) "F*cking for Dummies"
3) "Dianetics, by L. Ron Hubbard" - another popular book of dicks.
The limited edition illustrated Meese Report.
(Also known as the final report from the Attorney General's Commission on Pornography.)
A View Beneath the Belt by author Pizfunc Tionnot.
He was reading a beginners guide to IPv6.
Greetings
Willy's reading....
"How to cook weenies with a 12volt
power supply.
Biobob
Willy's Reading List:
http://libdrone.info/2008/02/what-willy-would-read/
I'm thinking willy looks like an intellectual and would be reading something about the 'Big Bang Theory' perhaps?
"Herpes When To Duck And Cover" By Drippie Pool.
Judging from the somewhat astonished look on his face, it seems to me he's just discovered Claire's copy of:
"The Lorraine Bobbit story"
"Coming Undone" in braille...
because you know he looovvvess letting his fingers do the all the work!
"Dry or Lubed" by Ana L'loose.
It appears to be one of John Grisham's Bestsellers...The Firm
Moby Dick (1851 novel by He-man Melville) about a BIG BIG BIG......................
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whale?
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