Sunday, February 10, 2008

The "What Was Willy Reading??" Contest


So now that you all have had the pleasure of meeting Claire's Willy, and you helped make the last "What Was Willy Thinking?" contest so fun and arousing, it is time for the second installment!

I know! It is so fun to play with Willy. :)

Now then, you already know how much our little Willy loves a good, hard workout, so we thought it was time to show the intellectual side of our beloved little love monkey.

(Willy is not just a mindless love-muscle, you know!! He has a very large intellect to go with that hard body of his!)

So, for this week's Offended Blogger (with help from A Little Piece of Me!) "What Was Willy...." caption contest, we thought it would be fun if you tell us what it is that Willy is reading to help flex his groinal lobes:



It is your turn to flex your own intellectual groinal lobes a bit and come up with your very bestest "What Was Willy Reading?" book title!!

The contest will run all week and the top 3 entries will be selected on Friday to be put to a vote on the next Weekender Offender.

Voting ends the following Monday, precisely at midnight Greenwich Mean Time, which happens to be Willy's bedtime.

Let's top last week's 70+ entries and as always.... may the Best Willy Win!!!

:D



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34 Offensive Comments:

  • Unfettered

    I'm torn

    Either it was Jane Austen's lesser known earlier version of a beloved classic, in which she details the forbidden, lusty passions of Mr. Darcy and Mr. Bingley: Priapism and Prejudice

    Or... that well known VD guidebook for young readers: See Dick Run

  • ender

    Portrait of the Worm as a Young Weenie

  • Deb

    G-Spots for Dummies

  • .45

    He's reading The Bun Also Rises, Hemingway's finest

  • Book Calendar

    He was reading Dear G Spot by Zane. A real bestselling title.

  • Animal Mother

    I'm sure it was something by Dickens...

  • maggie

    I agree with animal mother. Dickens, Great Expectations.

  • Fabulous Photo Gifts

    "It'll be alright on the night"

    Jonathan (aka Purple13)

    P.S Welcome to GSTF!

  • Kevin

    Willies trying to figure out that dam-ed technology. - so he can be a cyber super star.

  • MrBreeze

    Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz (Hardcover)

    Of course! :)

  • Kevin

    I believe willy is reading - 10 Secret Strategies to Make You Rich in an Up or Down Economy by Jordan E. Goodman

  • Trisna

    Willy is reading a:

    - Up and Down Instructions
    OR
    - What Was Willy Thinking for Advance
    OR
    - 101 Secrets Positions
    OR
    - No More Shooting Blanks

    agh.. dunno (^^,)

  • Navin

    Willy was reading ,"An Insight in to KamaSutra"

  • Dreesyach

    "What Daemons dwell in the heart of Chelle'B'rity?" :p

  • HART (1-800-HART)

    GOOD VIBRATIONS
    by ... Ryder Gucci

  • .45

    He's reading I'm Okay, You're a Dick

  • Mitch

    Playboy of course, he just has it hiding behind the book.

  • beinki

    The Guinness Book of Records. to view his new record of orgasms achieved in a 24 hour period.

  • Lord Likely

    Is Mr. Willy perchance reading Da Winky Code?

  • Lord Likely

    Da Winky Code was, of course, written by Dan Brown Hole, I must add.

  • FriedClyde

    Hey was reading your post haha heres mine, extremly sorry for not yet responding to you.

    I will in a day or two ill write a nice long one things are getting hectic hehe life at home is not = 100% time to work on yourself, it gets tough with the "family" factor damn.

    Willy! Stop Being Silly
    Written by: Lilly Phucks.

  • moooooog35

    I have three choices:

    1) "Fun with Dick and Jane"

    2) "F*cking for Dummies"

    3) "Dianetics, by L. Ron Hubbard" - another popular book of dicks.

  • techfun

    The limited edition illustrated Meese Report.
    (Also known as the final report from the Attorney General's Commission on Pornography.)

  • Manictastic

    A View Beneath the Belt by author Pizfunc Tionnot.

  • doug

    He was reading a beginners guide to IPv6.

  • Robert Drysdale

    Greetings
    Willy's reading....

    "How to cook weenies with a 12volt
    power supply.

    Biobob

  • Alan/Libdrone

    Willy's Reading List:

    http://libdrone.info/2008/02/what-willy-would-read/

  • Alison

    I'm thinking willy looks like an intellectual and would be reading something about the 'Big Bang Theory' perhaps?

  • Roger

    "Herpes When To Duck And Cover" By Drippie Pool.

  • theaspiringhorseplayer

    Judging from the somewhat astonished look on his face, it seems to me he's just discovered Claire's copy of:

    "The Lorraine Bobbit story"

  • DiamondDigger

    "Coming Undone" in braille...
    because you know he looovvvess letting his fingers do the all the work!

  • GlossGreen

    "Dry or Lubed" by Ana L'loose.

  • Spambuster

    It appears to be one of John Grisham's Bestsellers...The Firm

  • Treehouse Dwellers

    Moby Dick (1851 novel by He-man Melville) about a BIG BIG BIG......................
    .........................
    .........................
    .........................
    .........................
    .........................
    .........................
    whale?

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