The Weekender Offender

Hey fellow offenders! It is the weekend again, and this Weekender Offender is dedicated to the late, great Bill Hicks!

He was one of the bestest fecking offenders to ever walk the planet. :)

Speaking of offending, the other day, I got to thinking, I want to add a spot to the top of my sidebar for great "offending" quotes.

So I came up with a few of my own, and thought I'd ask you, my #1 fan, to come up with some, too.

The Blog Catalog members who have nothing better to do but entertain me also came up with a few excellent ones of their own! I will be rotating all of the quotes on my sidebar for a little link love and some free advertising.

Because, despite my offensive alter-ego, I am nice like that. ;)

Anyhoo... if you happen to think up any, let me know and I will add them to the rotation with a link to your blog, too!! Come on, you know you want to!

Here are mine to inspire you:

"An offense a day keeps the easily offended away."

"To be offended, or not to be offended, that is the question."

"Ask not what you did to offend your country, but what your country did to offend you!"

"If you offend them, they will come."(Heh, that one sounds kinda dirty but it's my favorite!!)

Here are some of the ones the members of Blog Catalog offered, to inspire you more:

"It's a zero sum game, somebody wins, somebody loses. Offensiveness itself isn't lost or made, it's simply transferred from one perception to another." ~ SiteProPlus (admin)

"The best defense is a good offense.", "To boldly offend in a manner no man has offended before." ~ Kdawg (my horseracing buddy)

"Be thy offended by thy name!", "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to offend you. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any offending. If you cannot offend a lawyer, one will be offended for you at government expense.", "Father, forgive me for I have not yet offended! " ~ Manictastic (my Belgian wafflemaker)

"Being offended is a sure sign that you're an idiot; the wise laugh." ~ Voodookobra (a fellow offender)

"Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them.", "I thought his bum cheeks looked very pert. If anybody's offended by that they ought to go and see the doctor."~ crpitt (Claire, the doodle Queen of England herself!)

"I do not poot, I fart. I do not curse, I cuss. And if any of it offends you, then I have done my job!" ~ suburbqueen (the queen of suburbia)

"If you aren't offended, you aren't paying attention.", "To be offended is human, to offend is divine." ~ Anok (my favorite anarchist ninja)

"A good offence is a terrible thing to waste....Subscribe Here." (for my RSS feed) ~ wilderr67 (the girl who would loan me her riding crop because she is nice that way, too!)

A scarface inspired one for you: "Say hello to my little offence!" ~ aningeniousname (my aardvark friend who speaks with a funny accent)

"If one is offended, it is because of their own disposition." ~ morgantj (an atheist and an intellect)

I'd suggest "mounting an all-out offensive" but somehow that seems more appropriate for a gay pride blog. ~ Greekgeek (a Greek Geek?!)

"The offended have no place in history, the offender is immortal.", "An old offender never dies, he just fades away." ~ GlossGreen (a guy from Montana who has the bestest sense of humor ever!)

"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. " ~ wholeliving (someone who eats much healthier than I do!)

"Off the deep end OR deep the offend." ~ acousticguitarist (the bestest guitar playing red panda at Blog Catalog!)

If you like their quotes, go pay their profile a visit, and leave them a shout in their message box or stop by one of their blogs and if you haven't joined Blog Catalog, what the bloody, fecking hell is wrong with you, ya gobshite bastard??!

Heh, it is where I spend all my time offending people on the discussion boards and where all my #1 fans are!! (well, except you, obviously).

Plus, it is where Lord Likely with his (very non-offensive and quite lovely) golden cock hangs out!!

Hooyah!

So sign up, and join in the fun.

:)

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