Hey fellow offenders, it's the weekend again and guess who this Weekender Offender is dedicated to!!
You got it, it is dedicated to Uncle Sam and the good ol' US of A.
Why, you ask?!
Are you kidding me?!
Heh.
Just ask anybody you know who the biggest offender in the world is, and they will tell you, "uh, it's AMERICA. Everyone knows that!!".
Bwahahahaha, it's true, too.
Hey, not only are we the biggest offender, but did you know that we are also the most EVIL offender on planet earth?!!
That's right.
America IS evil and if you think about it, it only makes sense, since yours truly IS the antichrist and a happy and proud American.
In fact, I wrote all about it over at The Offended American earlier, so run over and read it right now.
Hey, don't give me that look.
You and I both know that you have nothing better to do, and besides, you really have no choice but to do what I say so go read it right now.
Go on.
I'm not kidding, you really do have to go read it, and now you also have to leave me a comment over there because I am the antichrist still, dammit and you have to obey, remember?!
Ugh.
If you still don't believe me about that, or you are too lazy to click over to read my nice America is evil offensive then I guess you can just kiss this:
Hooyah!!
;)
PS. Oh, hey, I hope that picture of my All-American, antichrist ass didn't offend you. I didn't really mean what I said about kissing it, either.
Now I feel bad because it was a bit evil of me to do that, wasn't it.
Ugh.
:p
At least they obey me over at humor-blogs.com!!
15 Offensive Comments:
I did obey, but I must say, the alternative wasn't so unappealing.
Do you have a matching bikini top that might offend me?
I wont go and read it!
Damn it! I already did when dropping stoopid entrecard, I really am your puppet :(
Uh I don't mean to be OFFENSIVE but kissing that aint exactly what I had in mind. :-}
Damnit, Jinksy stole my bikini top comment. That forces my alt. comment . . . Do you have an exposed chest w/an American flag on it?
Being an offended patriot I am, I would kiss that even if I wasn't offended...which I am.
Hey, thanks for the win-win offense.
Just popped over to say Happy Easter & yeah, I wanna see the bikini top too!
Mmmmm. Look at dat tasty, offensive bum wrapped in ol' glory. No kisses desired. Perhaps some lingering licks, though.
A lil' bit o' poetry for you damned heathen bastards. Ha ha ha.
America The Evil,
Hallowed Be Thy Name
Upholding The Pursuit Of Materialism
For Which It Stands
One Nation
Under The Foot of Government
With No Liberty
Or Justice
For All
Good post, by the way, Chelle
That is just a really nice booty Chelle! :D
I enjoyed my brief (no pun intended) visits to your blog and I will return to be offended again and again.
I'm good for a kiss or a spanking, Chelle. Whatever. Your call.
Hooyah!
If you should have known that your bum was going to become the subject of 97% of the comments you could have saved 97% of your post for another day. :) Just the pic and the words "KISS THIS" could have triggered the same comments.
BTW, facing that pic I felt offended even not being a (North) American, but I've never kissed, licked, stroke or spanked something like that before, and I will never do it again ;)
That final photograph features one flag I'd happily salute.
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