Hey fellow offenders, it’s the weekend again and guess who this Weekender Offender is dedicated to!!
You got it, it is dedicated to Uncle Sam and the good ol’ US of A.
Why, you ask?!
Are you kidding me?!
Heh.
Just ask anybody you know who the biggest offender in the world is, and they will tell you, “uh, it’s AMERICA. Everyone knows that!!“.
Bwahahahaha, it’s true, too.
Hey, not only are we the biggest offender, but did you know that we are also the most EVIL offender on planet earth?!!
That’s right.
America IS evil and if you think about it, it only makes sense, since yours truly IS the antichrist and a happy and proud American.
In fact, I wrote all about it over at The Offended American earlier, so run over and read it right now.
Hey, don’t give me that look.
You and I both know that you have nothing better to do, and besides, you really have no choice but to do what I say so go read it right now.
Go on.
I’m not kidding, you really do have to go read it, and now you also have to leave me a comment over there because I am the antichrist still, dammit and you have to obey, remember?!
Ugh.
If you still don’t believe me about that, or you are too lazy to click over to read my nice America is evil offensive then I guess you can just kiss this:
Hooyah!!
PS. Oh, hey, I hope that picture of my All-American, antichrist ass didn’t offend you. I didn’t really mean what I said about kissing it, either.
Now I feel bad because it was a bit evil of me to do that, wasn’t it.
Ugh.
:p
At least they obey me over at humor-blogs.com!!
Saturday, March 22nd, 2008, 9:34 pm | 
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