I don't know why, but Sundays always make me feel like casting aside my offensive thoughts to take the time to contemplate the deeper, more spiritual things in my life. It is a day for reflecting on all my blessings and to really work on being a better person.
OK, I'm lying, Sundays make me really only think of two things:
1) I wish Jesus's taco truck was open today.
2) The church sign generator is too much frigging fun to play with!
My first round of church signs still brings more traffic to my blog than any other post to date so I thought it was time for round 2.
Enjoy!!
:)
They say the darnedest things over at humor-blogs.com too!!
38 Offensive Comments:
Offensive..maybe. FUNNY...DEFINITELY. Funny trumps offensive in my book!
Love it!
the only way it could be funnier/ more offensive is if the signs magicaly changed to these in the real less funnier world.
now i'm having one of my wouldn't it be cool if.... daydreams
Nat ~ Yes, in mine too. The big guy is my #1 fan, you know. ;)
Andy ~ If only I had a magic wand, that would happen.
Hehe, now I am daydreaming right along with you! :p
Holy Cow!
Roger ~ No, that one will be on my upcoming "Hindu church signs" offensive. ;)
As a Christian, even I find this hilarious.
Good job, Chelle!
Mewie ~ Hehe, thanks. Believe it or not, I am a Christian too.
I am 99.9% sure God has a great sense of humor and loves my offensive self. ;)
I once saw a pair of men's boxers hung like a banner on an episcapalian church. Don't know what that was about kinda suggestive though don't ya think?
I love those church signs!
Shirley ~ I shudder to think of the significance of that. I wish you had taken a picture of it though!! :p
Garg ~ Me too!! I can't wait for part 3, I thought up some even BETTER ones! :D
Funny, definitely.
I hope everyone who reads these twigs that they're bogus. That URL should give it away, but it's amazing what people will assume.
And, I haven't seen some of these. That's a little novel, considering how many 'me too' posts are out there.
Brian ~ These ones are original, so they better not be "out there"!
I'm sure they'll be stolen before long, but I know who the real evil genius is behind them and that's all that counts. :)
Well I'm sure Mel Gibson makes up for what the Jews did to jesus... call it even.
lol...funny ones!!..are those real???
Brilliant.
Alex L. ~ Mel Gibson is Jewish, shhh, don't tell anyone I told you! :p
Brocasarea ~ The are real, in my mind! I used a church sign generator to make them. :)
Angryman ~ Indeed. ;)
Oh My God...on a day I needed such a great laugh...THANK YOU.
The first one is hysterical.
I give thanks for the wonderful gift of laughter.
Praise Chelle!
(Can I get off my knees now?)
Hah. Very offensive! I always like to hang signs below that say "Free Buddah statues to the first five attendees"...
Meleah ~ You are so very welcome. :)
Lord Likely ~ Thank you, and you may so long as the priest is finished with you. :)
VE ~ I take this to mean you have a custom made sign to hang 'below' for the first 5 attendees?
Is that all you bring when you visit the local brothel? ;)
Church signs can be funny in real life too...usually unintentionally, which makes it even funnier! Still...don't you love the onlins sign generator? :-)
LMFAO...OMG Chelle you are friggin' hilarious. If you haven't been struck by lightning yet, I'd say your chances are good that either...
A. God has a brilliant sense of humor.
~or
B. The Devil enjoys you too much so he's keepin' ya safe....hehehehe
If I didnt have such a big stick up my ass, I might say I wasnt offended by those church signs!
Just kidding LOL My fav is the Pentecostal sign hahaha
Nice job offending somebody, I'm sure :)
Funny stuff! Church can be a laugh riot sometimes. Once when I was younger, I got the hang of a Dracula accent, and used to sing hymns that mentioned blood , using that accent...
Makes me wanna pray...FOR MORE!!
Whoa! such a cool blog! I laughed so much that I need to go change my.... well, you understand. Now I'm so pumped... I gotta go offend somone. Thanks for the awesome inspiration. Thank God for Chelle!!
TexasTesla ~ I've seen a few real life church signs that made me laugh, but there is nothing like making my own hehe. :)
Diamonds ~ I think it is a combination of (A) and (B) or just pure luck. :)
Missus ~ Thanks you, I'm sure if someone was offended they left in a huff without saying a word *snickers*. :p
Buffalodickdy ~ Hahaha! Now that is funny, I'm sure you were only trying to liven things up a bit. :)
Suzie ~ Eventually there will be a Part 3, I promise. ;)
Chris ~ If you get arrested whilst out offending, call me. I'll give you sympathy hehe. :p
lol, luckily in the Philippines the churches don't have sign boards outside ^_^
*Snicker you just so crack me up!
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