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~ * My Favorite Offenders * ~
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Blogroll Me!If you have added me to your blogroll, please let me know and I'll return the favor!! :)
So...just who do I think I am?!
Hi, I'm Chelle B. and I am The Offended Blogger.
"In the last days, many shall be offended..." Matthew 24:10
As you see, Jesus (not my taco truck guy, Jesus, but the other one) predicted that in the last days, MANY would be offended.
I am on a personal mission to see that the prophecy is fulfilled.
Won't you join me?
:)
Feel free to click ^^ up there and lodge your complaint to my complaint department! :)
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This offensive disclaimer is copyrighted just because I can do so but feel free to steal it and modify it to your own liking for your own website.
© The Offended Blogger 2007 - 2008 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED SO KEEP YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF MY STUFF!!! :)
The Latest Offenses
Offensive Commentary
- Mmmmm BAM...BI!!Can I have a side of Thumper too??... - Aug 28, 2008 - Bee
- Hmmm, even if that's not a picture of you, I will ... - Aug 28, 2008 - Jeff
- Awesome post (nice boobies).If you ever decide you... - Aug 28, 2008 - Jinksy
- Nice boobies!! - Aug 28, 2008 - Kirsten
- As a pansy ass state resident (CA), I wholehearted... - Aug 28, 2008 - Nanny Goats In Panties
My Offensive Self...
"In the last days, many shall be offended..." Matthew 24:10
As you see, Jesus (not my taco truck guy, Jesus, but the other one) predicted that in the last days, MANY would be offended.
I am on a personal mission to see that the prophecy is fulfilled.
Won't you join me?
:)
Have I Offended You??
Feel free to click ^^ up there and lodge your complaint to my complaint department! :)
The Entire Offensive Collection
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- ► March 2008 (21)
- ► February 2008 (18)
- ► January 2008 (27)
3 Offensive Comments:
Hello, Chelle B. I enjoy your humorous and offended blog. I found it through humor-blogs.com. So, I added you to my blog roll. If you like, check out my blog. It's still pretty new-I only started it last week, hehe. http://voxinsania.wordpress.com
Chelle,
Yo! The Midlife Gals here. You left a witty comment on our blog several months ago, and we're checking back in to tell you that 'offended' is our middle name! We've morphed from a simple blog into a full-on website now and we urge you to put your feet up, pour a nice glass of Keeanty and prepare to laugh...talk about offensive!
http://www.themidlifegals.com
And, please email us from our site so we can add you to our announcement list for special things like our new very own BLOG TALK RADIO show coming in August.
Don't miss our offensive videos!
KK and SalGal
P-s- The midlife gals have put you on our blogroll!!
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