The "I Have Cooties!!" Offensive

7 May

No offense but:

Yes, I, Chelle B. have the dreaded cooties.

Don’t worry, I’m sure I’ll survive it.

Maybe.

*sniffles*

*coughs*

*sighs*

*cries*

Crawls back in bed.

Why can’t they just keep their cooties to themselves over at humor-blogs.com?! :*(

*** THANK YOU FOR SUBSCRIBING TO MY OFFENSES!!! ***
  • Thanks everyone!! I am feeling MUCH better but still not 100%, and just so you know, I'm sure it was none of YOU who came by and left your cooties on my blog.

    At least you better hope it wasn't. :D

  • VE
    Have you been eating Jesus tacos again? Well don't comment on my blog until you're better...I don't want cooties...
  • walk it off, Potato Girl, act like you got a pair! Do you?
  • Offend those germs! Get well soon!
  • Best wishes for a speedy recovery. Make sure that you keep those "cooties" to yourself girl because the last thing we need is a cyber cootie invasion. :)
  • Get yourself better!
  • feel better
  • Sorry about that.

    I KNEW we shouldn't have used tongue.

    ..on a side note..

    ..just wait til the sh*ts kick in.

    See ya in a month.







  • I hope you bought cootie insurance.
  • Get well soon darlin, I'm already having offensive withdrawals.
  • Bee
    My internet is all wonky now so maybe you're contagious??

    Hope you feel better soon!

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