Wednesday, May 7

The "I Have Cooties!!" Offensive

No offense but:

Yes, I, Chelle B. have the dreaded cooties.

Don't worry, I'm sure I'll survive it.

Maybe.

*sniffles*

*coughs*

*sighs*

*cries*

Crawls back in bed.



Why can't they just keep their cooties to themselves over at humor-blogs.com?! :*(


11 Offensive Comments:

Bee said...

My internet is all wonky now so maybe you're contagious??

Hope you feel better soon!

Trukindog said...

Get well soon darlin, I'm already having offensive withdrawals.

AngryMan said...

I hope you bought cootie insurance.

moooooog35 said...

Sorry about that.

I KNEW we shouldn't have used tongue.

..on a side note..

..just wait til the sh*ts kick in.

See ya in a month.

meleah rebeccah said...

feel better

Barry said...

Get yourself better!

brightfeather said...

Best wishes for a speedy recovery. Make sure that you keep those "cooties" to yourself girl because the last thing we need is a cyber cootie invasion. :)

Mark said...

Offend those germs! Get well soon!

Puff Matthew said...

walk it off, Potato Girl, act like you got a pair! Do you?

VE said...

Have you been eating Jesus tacos again? Well don't comment on my blog until you're better...I don't want cooties...

The Offended Blogger said...

Thanks everyone!! I am feeling MUCH better but still not 100%, and just so you know, I'm sure it was none of YOU who came by and left your cooties on my blog.

At least you better hope it wasn't. :D

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