No offense but:
Yes, I, Chelle B. have the dreaded cooties.
Don't worry, I'm sure I'll survive it.
Maybe.
*sniffles*
*coughs*
*sighs*
*cries*
Crawls back in bed.
Why can't they just keep their cooties to themselves over at humor-blogs.com?! :*(
Wednesday, May 7
The "I Have Cooties!!" Offensive
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My internet is all wonky now so maybe you're contagious??
Hope you feel better soon!
Get well soon darlin, I'm already having offensive withdrawals.
I hope you bought cootie insurance.
Sorry about that.
I KNEW we shouldn't have used tongue.
..on a side note..
..just wait til the sh*ts kick in.
See ya in a month.
feel better
Get yourself better!
Best wishes for a speedy recovery. Make sure that you keep those "cooties" to yourself girl because the last thing we need is a cyber cootie invasion. :)
Offend those germs! Get well soon!
walk it off, Potato Girl, act like you got a pair! Do you?
Have you been eating Jesus tacos again? Well don't comment on my blog until you're better...I don't want cooties...
Thanks everyone!! I am feeling MUCH better but still not 100%, and just so you know, I'm sure it was none of YOU who came by and left your cooties on my blog.
At least you better hope it wasn't. :D
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