Hey fellow offenders, it is time to vote for this week's Weekender Offender!! Thanks to everyone who entered, they were all great and now it is time for my readers to pick the winner.
Voting will run through the weekend, and the winner will be awarded on Monday! :)
The top 3 entries are:
1) Dirty Shanks with her hilariously offensive homophobia card:
2) FishWhisperer with an old favorite of mine, an offensively dirty limerick:
There once was a man from Nantucket
he had a dick so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
as he wiped of his chin
if my ear was a pussy I would fuck it.
3) Ken with this vintage video of a mother committing a 'knife throwing offense' against her innocent child:
12 Offensive Comments
Great talents! Already voted, hope he wins. All the best!
Damnit, I was offended by NONE of them.
They suck ;)
The knife throwing made me jittery as all hell.
I will have to go with Dirty Shanks because
A) Who doesn't like Dirty Shanks?
B) I like rainbow colors
and
3) Because I want to.
I voted!!! :)
Where's my damn sticker?
Knife throwing. I just built one for my kids.
I was torn between the classic limerick, and the classic video.
So, I went with the card.
None are particularly offensive, but I threw my vote for the knife throwing...the card and limerick at least took a bit of creativity to create!
Isn't it: "If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it"
At least, that's how I've always said that...
And it's an old limerick...not original...
Offended...they just made me laugh xD
Had to vote for the card, because I love Dirty Shanks!
Almost went for the video, but when I saw that she didn't actually HIT either of those little girls, I was totally NOT offended!
The limerick was cool, though. ;)
I prefer the "cunt" version.
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