We Have a Winner, now Let's Kick This Up a Notch!!

Well, it is official and it comes as no surprise to me since I voted for her myself, but Dirty Shanks is the current reigning champion of the Weekender Offender contest!

Hooyah!!

As you can see, her offensive homophobia card kicked some serious ass on the competition:

So... thanks to everyone who entered last week, and congratulations, Jailbird!! Here is your shiny, new, custom award. I hope you wear it proudly:


It will be going up in my sidebar today, along with a link to your awesome blog. :)

~ *~ ATTENTION FELLOW OFFENDERS!! ~ *~

The new Weekender Offender contest starts RIGHT NOW and will run until I get 10 entries. Once there are 10, the poll will open for voting but I am changing the rules a bit to kick this up a notch and to challenge all of my favorite offenders out there to see if they have what it takes to be the next Weekender Offender. :)

From now on, all new entries will be put to a vote against the reigning champion until a new Weekender Offender champion is voted in!!

Yep, so that means in order to claim the prize, you have to kick Dirty Shank's ass and steal her title as well as her advertising spot in my sidebar with your own offensive entry; whether it be a blog post, a good dirty joke, or whatever offense you think will do the trick, throw down and let's see what you got!

(Jailbird, you can even try to kick your own ass with another Dirty Shank if you'd like! :)

So come on, what are you waiting for?! Whip out your best offense and let's see if you have what it takes to win this thing!!

You can post your entries in the comments here, or use the email button in my sidebar to email them to me, (although I will warn you, if your entry has to do with penile dysfunction or me winning the Nigerian lottery, it may end up in my spam folder :p ).

Oh yeah, and as always, may the best offender win!!

;)

You should wash your hands when you leave because they all have dirty shanks over at humor-blogs.com