So no offense to all of you hardcore Seinfeld fans out there, but I had a rather offensive dream about Cosmo Kramer last night.
Seriously!!
It was really frigging bizarre, too, and NO, it wasn’t a sex dream!!
Well, actually it was a sex dream, but I wasn’t having sex, I was just watching. Er, I mean I was watching Kramer explain his sexual escapade from the night before to Elaine and Jerry.
Yep, and as soon as I woke up I grabbed my sketchbook and drew a picture of what I saw in my dream and I scanned it in to my computer to share with you:
Hey, I never said I was a professional artist!!
:p
Anyhoo, I was flipping through more of the things that I drew in my dream sketchbook and found some other ones that I thought you might enjoy.
For instance, there was this one:
Ha!
Don’t ask me why my subconscience went there, I mean I know that in reality he would never say that!
Well, not outloud at least!!
The same goes for this next one, he’d never admit it if this was the truth:
Heh.
I’m sure he’d find a way to spin his way out of that one though, right?
Right.
Sadly, I didn’t too well drawing this next one, but hopefully you can tell who it is:
No, that’s NOT Pat Robertson, that’s David Letterman.
Ugh!!
They don’t even look at all alike.
Oh, but I did draw one of Pat Robertson after this really weird dream I had of him just this last week:
Yeeeeahhhh right.
I know it is just wishful thinking, but I’m still hoping that one will come true.
Between you and me, I bet this next one will come true, though. Just wait for the next meeting of the Fed, you’ll see:
You know, lately I’ve been thinking of liquidating my own assets and buying a one way ticket to Greenland! I hear the weather there is much like it is here in Idaho.
Hey, if I do go, you are welcome to come and use my monster truck to chase tourists and grizzly bears, and eat some tacos at the taco truck and hang out in my air-conditioned, titanium reinforced bunker until I come back!!
Cuz you are my #1 fan and I am nice like that.
Just don’t eat all the food I have stored in my bunker, dammit!
Thursday, July 10th, 2008, 6:00 am | 
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