Sorry, but I assure you that this is not the case, and frankly, you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking such a thing!! :p
Actually, here is an excerpt from yet another recent UK article entitled: Schoolgirl in Rude T-shirt protest.
A SCHOOLGIRL aged just seven took action after being offended by a T-shirt hanging outside a shop.
Seven-year-old Bernadette Davey, of Scarborough, contacted the council and police to ask for the "rude" T-shirt to be removed from outside the shop.
However, instead of taking offending article down the shop owner covered the area in question with a sign saying "lift me".
First of all, what the fuck is up with these easily offended Brits anyway? Secondly, everyone knows that placing a "lift me" sign on a piece of clothing is just asking for trouble!!
Also, the article didn't say exactly what was on the shirt that offended the little girl, so of course my own *ahem* perverted curiosity was piqued so, naturally, I promptly went about scouring the net for possible suspects.
I thought I had it narrowed down to one of the following offensive t-shirts:
But then I found these and knew it had to be one of them:
OK, it probably wasn't any of these, but between you and me, if I were that little girl, the one on the top left sure the hell would have offended me because in case you weren't aware, I happen to live in Idaho.
That's right, and it is the best place on earth, dammit!!
:p
Hey, those shirts aren't offensive! Well, not in the straightforward sense. Those shirts are awesome and funny but when I buy them, I realize I can't wear them to work and when I (the 33 yr old) wear them to the mall, I look like a kid-toucher. Then I wear them to some trendy club and I get the "oh, a comedy shirt" look.
So I guess it's offensive that my closet is full of like-new ones.
i used to have a shirt that read "w.w.j.d. for a klondike bar?"
but now i'm just bragging.
I was laughing my ass off reading this one. Hehehe... good one!!
The Idaho one cracked me up.
We have lots of them that say Welcome to New Jersey, now go home.
I like the Idaho one better.
Hail fellow Idahoan...I feel your pain!!
I never knew Ronald Mcdonald was a carrot crotch. You can usually tell by looking at the eyebrows.
How dare you visit my blog and tell me it was sweet! I mean really! YOU are the queen of offensiveness! How offensive is that! At least you could have said FUCKING sweet! :)
LOVE these t-shirts.
My roommate came up with an idea for one yesterday. She said, "You know those red Staples buttons that says EASY on them? Well they put a picture of one on a T-shirt that says JESUS. So I thought it should go ahead and explain under it ~ Jesus is Easy!"
I'm shocked! The Ronald McDonald I blew behind my local McDonald's didn't have a fire crotch...impostor clown love...Again. First the Hambugler, now this. Uh...now that I think about it, the special sauce did taste a little funny.
ronald mcdonald? that is just offensively wrong! Never knew he was an original redhead. the pot and the kettle made me spew diet coke all over my computer screen..
I would wear them all proudly, except the idaho shirt - I wouldn't want to offend the potatoes.
Many of them have dirty shank material written all over them!
LMAO!!! Those are great. Yeah, what IS up with the Brits being so uptight but having naked titties in the daily newspaper? Make up your pale-ass mind!
Lift me? Is that it?
She's 7 years old, she needs to be lifted just to see the shirt. She only started reading last year and she's already offended.
I'm a self-confessed pervert and I can't think of how 'lift me' could be offensive, but if it offended that little girl and her grandfather enough to interrupt the council's daily routine of solitaire and corruption, maybe it is a good thing.
ahhhhahahahah. i needed that laugh. British Offensivness = my kind of humor.
I bet that little girl has no friends.
Hey Chelle, i like the little tweaks you've been doing to your blog! I've been trying to DAYS to switch up my template to 3 columns and all i do is get a fuckin error every time- and i'm following directions!
anywho, your blog is lookin very classy lately...it SO doesn't match you! ohhh snap!
i'm really just kidding (seriously, i do like your layout)...but can i put that offensive comment in the contest???
lol i can't even offend w/o messin it up cuz i feel bad!!
my husband got a t-shirt from his coworkers for his birthday that reads "Jesus hates the Yankees" w/ a big picture of Jesus on it... I'm not going in public w/ him wearing that---i'm not really religious but STILL!
I was Hoping + Praying the Chick Hottie in da Kilt was one o those Scratch n Sniff or Peel-Away Pix!!
;PPP
Yeah where is Benny Hill when ya need him!!
With over 450 of them out there somewhere, I had created my own offensive tee-shirt over 9 years ago! It's my "Buffalo Dick" logo you see on my blog, with the words "Buffalo dick make good chili" under the frightned buffalo!
You little tart, YOU! (in re: to calorie burning activity comment of urs)
As the great Groucho Marx once said, "Women should be obscene and not heard."
I don't know why, but I think that sort of fits in this blog very well.
I love the shirts and the ones that made me laugh the most were the Idaho one and the tea kettle and pot. Oh, my beloved, childhood friend Winne the Pooh was pretty good too.
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OMG I love tshirthell shirts, they make me giggle! I am still wondering what was so offensive about the shirt. I hate people who get offended, they suck (and not in a good way)
I must order that Calvin & Hobbes shirt now.
You won't be seeing THAT image on the back of people's cars...
Awesome. Do you wear the "Lift Me" shirt?