OK, I’m sure those of you who are of the penile persuasion probably felt an uncontrollable urge to click on this post because of the implied possibility of it leading to an arousing (yet possibly offensive to someone with an offending stick up their ass!) picture like this:
Sorry, but I assure you that this is not the case, and frankly, you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking such a thing!! :p
Actually, here is an excerpt from yet another recent UK article entitled: Schoolgirl in Rude T-shirt protest.
A SCHOOLGIRL aged just seven took action after being offended by a T-shirt hanging outside a shop.
Seven-year-old Bernadette Davey, of Scarborough, contacted the council and police to ask for the “rude” T-shirt to be removed from outside the shop.
However, instead of taking offending article down the shop owner covered the area in question with a sign saying “lift me”.
First of all, what the fuck is up with these easily offended Brits anyway? Secondly, everyone knows that placing a “lift me” sign on a piece of clothing is just asking for trouble!!
Also, the article didn’t say exactly what was on the shirt that offended the little girl, so of course my own *ahem* perverted curiosity was piqued so, naturally, I promptly went about scouring the net for possible suspects.
I thought I had it narrowed down to one of the following offensive t-shirts:
But then I found these and knew it had to be one of them:
OK, it probably wasn’t any of these, but between you and me, if I were that little girl, the one on the top left sure the hell would have offended me because in case you weren’t aware, I happen to live in Idaho.
That’s right, and it is the best place on earth, dammit!!
:p
Tuesday, July 1st, 2008, 6:00 am | 
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