Site Meter The Offended Blogger: The "Shut Your Black Pie Hole!!" Offensive
"Being offended is the consequence of leaving one's house." ~ Fran Lebowitz


Houston, or rather, Dallas, we have a serious frigging problem!

From the Dallas News online:

Commissioner Kenneth Mayfield, who is white, said it seemed that central collections "has become a black hole" because paperwork reportedly has become lost in the office.

Commissioner John Wiley Price, who is black, interrupted him with a loud "Excuse me!" He then corrected his colleague, saying the office has become a "white hole."

That prompted Judge Thomas Jones, who is black, to demand an apology from Mayfield for his racially insensitive analogy.

Racially insensitive analogy?!!

WTF?!!

What's next on their list?

BLACK bears?

BLACK coffee???

BLACK eyes???????

Uh, no offense, but between you and me, I think both of those BLACK guys are just race-baiting assholes.

Hey, don't give me that look, someone had to say it! Now please excuse me while I go have a few shots of Jack Daniels BLACK and play some more BLACK Jack.

Woot!!

:)

20 Offensive Comments

Athena said... @ 6:27 PM

Haha, we were talking about this last weekend. Idiotic. Some people just have to find something to bitch about.

Also, love that graphic.

Andre Ward said... @ 7:08 PM

Hahahahaha! I laughed so much on this. Thanks for bringing this offensive issue to light.

jaime said... @ 8:43 PM

ohhhhhhhhhh snap!

I don't even know what to say cuz that's just ignorance right there...pure and simple.

btw- i totally forgot to tell you that i gave you an award over the weekend!! LMAO! go check out my blog when you get a sec...it's not the post i just did, but the one before...i know you already have one but you GOT ANOTHER. CHEERS!

Chat Blanc (aka Sandy) said... @ 9:05 PM

So will the name "black holes", as in those in space, have to be changed to "puckering pink spaceholes"??? Get over yourselves people, black hole is not a derogatory term! Although now I may use it that way! :)

Ryan Garns said... @ 9:06 PM

I'm currently lobbying against the Ritz corporation for their flagrant use of the word "cracker".

Alex Mcone said... @ 1:14 AM

Mein Gotten Himmel!!!

Some people are just incredibly stupid.

AngryMan said... @ 6:35 AM

Strip black jack?

MamaFlo said... @ 8:10 AM

I couldn't agree more, we've become so sensitive that we have to pause before we speak these days and everyone seems to be looking for a way to take someone to court or make them look bad in the media.
Come on, give us a break!

Barry said... @ 9:09 AM

Well not only are they race-baiters - they are just ignorant and stupid! They have a black hole in their brains!

I really think they were just not paying attention during the meeting and though he said they were a bunch of "black hoes" :))

c.a. Marks said... @ 9:23 AM

Oh hell yeah, i like this blog. I'm adding you to my Google Reader RIGHT NOW. LOL

HappyHourSue said... @ 9:28 AM

That's like when Omarosa said "the pot calling the kettle black" was a racist statement. If you don't know what a black hole or "the pot calling the kettle black" is, you are UNEDUCATED and IGNORANT. If you're going to call people on it, you're an UNEDUCATED, IGNORANT DOUCHEBAG.

Nessa said... @ 9:31 AM

Oh good lord.......i swear i don't have a racist bone in my body, but I think some black people are more racist than any white person i know. Not all of course, My friends are sensible and i adore them, but some of the people i see in stores and such i just don't understand. I know they're ancestors were done incredibly wrong, but the strength of any race is in rising to the top and becoming more than the past allowed them to be, not living in it.

Tiggy said... @ 9:40 AM

Is a white hole worse than a black hole? How about a red hole? I wouldn't want one of those.

momjeansblogger said... @ 12:11 PM

LMAO! I love the poster image!
However, I am offended at your careless use of "black coffee". You can't just go around saying that left and right! You are a racist and probably buy all your power tools from Black & Decker.

Teresa Caldwell said... @ 6:24 PM

Holy Crap, I am probably in trouble, the wordpress theme I use is called "Black Hole"

Oh Well !!

SavvyD said... @ 1:26 AM

HAAHAHA! That's the funniest picture I've ever seen!!! How about a nice cup of shut the f up!!

I'm stealing that from you. ;)

Stop on by. I'm offended by some of the comments people have been leaving me on my blog!!

Diesel said... @ 12:43 PM

I used to work technical support, and one of our techs was a black woman. This customer called up and told her that he had just been talking to someone else about a problem, but didn't get his name. He mentioned that he "sounded like a black guy." This woman put the guy on hold and went to complain to her manager. About a CUSTOMER who guessed someone was black because of the way he talked (and he was right, of course). Some people just want to be offended.

momjeansblogger said... @ 11:02 PM

I've been thinking about it and would appreciate it if you would refer to your racist "black coffe" as african american coffee.
Thanks!

Practically Joe said... @ 9:18 AM

Crap! I forgot what I was going to say ... Please wait a minute ... I'll be white black.

Skip DeKades said... @ 11:09 AM

I'm married to an Asian. Do you know how much I have to avoid making disparaging remarks about the color yellow?!!

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