Site Meter The Offended Blogger: The "The Meme That Offends Me" Offensive
"Being offended is the consequence of leaving one's house." ~ Fran Lebowitz

You know, I've been tagged several times to do various memes, and no offense to my fellow bloggers who may enjoy these things, but they just annoy the hell out of me!

I mean, honestly, they are just not my style but since I know other bloggers who I love and admire seem to enjoy them, I decided to make a meme that IS my style!

Hooyah!!





Yep, and it is a self-styled interview with myself. I titled it:

"The Meme That Offends Me" by Chelle B.

1. Who is your all time favorite offender?

Definitely, hands down, Bugs Bunny!! He is the original equal opportunity offender. Here is a clip of some of my most favorite offenses that he committed:





2. What is your favorite offensive food or drink?

Well, I do so enjoy a cowboy cocksucker now and then:


Yummmm!

They go great with Rocky Mountain Oysters. ;)


3. Do you have a favorite offensive song?

Hmmm, let's see. The Dear Penis song by Rodney Carrington comes to mind. It always makes me lol:




4. Is there a particular type of person that offends you?

Yes!!!

Anyone who is shallow, phony and/or full of silicone, like these freaks:




5. Have you ever committed an illegal offense?

Uhhhh...


Heh. :)

6. What do you typically do when someone commits a serious offense against you?

Well, I am a very forgiving person, so it doesn't take long for me to get over it.

Oh, who the hell am I kidding?!!

It usually ends up like this:



Hooyah!!


So there you have it, my first meme, Offended Blogger style. I hope you enjoyed it. ;)

I am tagging Don and Lobo with this one, since they are two of my most favorite offenders over at humor-blogs.com!

Click over and pay them a visit!!


18 Offensive Comments

Cindy said... @ 12:56 AM

Chelle! I'm jealous that you get to drink Cowboy Cocksucker. That alone offends me.

The Offended Blogger said... @ 1:25 AM

@Cindy ~ Well the ones I drink don't come in a can but rather in a shot glass.

I had never seen it in a can but that was too damn cool not to post! ;)

Trukindog said... @ 4:32 AM

Now this is a meme worth readin, damn good job.

Great new colors Chelle, much easier on these tired old eyes & I'm only slightly Offended by my name being in pink but eh I'll get over it. :-)

Rickey Henderson said... @ 6:59 AM

...memes in general offend Rickey. How a Bloodhound Gang song isn't your favorite offensive song is beyond Rickey.

Kimberly said... @ 7:31 AM

I always thought Irish Cream and Butterscotch Schnapps was a 'BJ'. Or is that only when it has whipped cream on it? And when you pick it up using only your lips?

Alice said... @ 10:37 AM

Awesome meme, but my mom is already OFFENDED by my use of the word CRAP et al. on my blog so I'm pretty sure doing this would kill her. Or at least kick me out of the will. Can't have that now can we?

Don Lewis said... @ 12:37 PM

GARRRRR!!!!!

It's going to have to wait till I get done with the previous meme.

I'm such a sucker for a pretty template.

Sully Sullivan said... @ 2:08 PM

Cowboy Cocksucker. That's just unreal.

Is that a beer? The shape of the can looks like an energy drink.

Condo Blues said... @ 3:34 PM

This is the best. meme. ever. I guess that's because I like to make fun of stuff in my blog too. heh.

The Offended Blogger said... @ 5:39 PM

@Truckindog ~ Why thank you, I thought you'd appreciate that I ditched the blinding white background hehe. ;)

@Rickey ~ I have never heard of the Bloodhound Gang, I will have to check them out! :)

@Kimberly ~ That is what they call them here, I have no idea why? But they are damn good. :p

meleah rebeccah said... @ 5:50 PM

can I hire you to do all of my memes in the future?

damon said... @ 5:57 PM

Hey kid, (love the new look) I hate them meme things too. I only did one and it sucked eggs.

I'm pretty sure your #4 pic is what Chewbacca would look like with a quick shave. No OFFENSE to the Wookies. ;)

The Offended Blogger said... @ 5:58 PM

@Alice ~ Oooh then you certainly don't want to offend your mom by sending her here! ;)

@Don ~ I expect it to be turned in by friday, double spaced with no less than 1,500 words. :p

@Sully ~ Nope it is a mixed drink. It does look like an energy drink, but from personal experience it does quite the opposite. :)

The Offended Blogger said... @ 6:02 PM

@Condo ~ Thanks! Blogging is only fun if you get to make fun of stuff, right? ;)

@Meleah ~ Haha! You know, I could *ahem* Offensify just about any meme, that would be a fun challenge. :)

@damon ~ Thank you! I think I am done with my new template upgrade for now. Well at least until I get bored with it!! :p

Jailbird said... @ 10:51 PM

I hate them too! This offensive one really rocks though! I can't answer on the grounds that it might incriminate me and my dad might kick my ass.

VE said... @ 2:40 PM

Rocky Mountain Oysters and Cowbody Cocksucker juice...that's a lot of calories! Just sayin'...

Jinksy said... @ 6:24 PM

I cannot understand the extreme level of botox/facelift/facial manipulation some people put themselves through.

However, I think if a woman wants to get breast implants so she can go from 30A to 99ZZZ, her HMO should cover it. Besides, it improves her chances at getting a high-paying job as an exotic dancer, porn star or bouncy castle.

chiya said... @ 5:25 PM

Haha my sister told me about that song Dear Penis so I had to listen to it to see if it was the same tune as Dear Prudence.

It wasn't.

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