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So...just who do I think I am?!
Hi, I'm Chelle B. and I am The Offended Blogger.
"In the last days, many shall be offended..." Matthew 24:10
As you see, Jesus (not my taco truck guy, Jesus, but the other one) predicted that in the last days, MANY would be offended.
I am on a personal mission to see that the prophecy is fulfilled.
Won't you join me?
:)
Feel free to click ^^ up there and lodge your complaint to my complaint department! :)
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"In the last days, many shall be offended..." Matthew 24:10
As you see, Jesus (not my taco truck guy, Jesus, but the other one) predicted that in the last days, MANY would be offended.
I am on a personal mission to see that the prophecy is fulfilled.
Won't you join me?
:)
Have I Offended You??
Feel free to click ^^ up there and lodge your complaint to my complaint department! :)
28 Offensive Comments:
Come on, touch them. You know you want to!
Working what my momma gave me since 1956!!
Rainbow Sherbet performing live on center pole at the Double Trouble every Wednesday night!
You're fat!
I'm drunk!
IT'S ON!
I'll let you in on a little secret: I'm totally a dood! Bet you couldn't tell!
... And a DIET coke!
Never too old for pink!
Watcha starin' at? Never seen a pink hat before?
I just love online dating.
Timeline: July, 2018
Britney Spears--The Comeback Tour
first thing that came to mind was:
GOOD LAWD! Pamela Anderson REALLY let herself go!
"what you don't know is that this table is holding my boobs up, otherwise they drag across the floor."
or
"is the table holding my boobs UP or am i holding the table down? now THAT is the question..."
The scariest thing? Someone puts their dick in this mouth!
Check out those boobs! No wonder Hulk Hogan's ex-wife reels in the young hotties!
Jabba the Hut + Courtney Love + Busted Condom = ME!
Well? Do they make my butt look big?
This is what all women look like in hell!
Hi! I'm Kirstie Alley.
Have you called Jennie yet?
Opps!...I did it again.
Go ahead and snap that pic baby, I'm gonna be famous! What the hell magazine did she say I'd be in???
That's So Raven!
I am the Yin to Jessica Alba's Yang.
Is dees your first visit to a massage parlor, beeeg boy?
This is how I smuggle mexicans across the border!
What the Nat'l Enquirer doesn't know is ... I'm bumpin' uglies with John Edwards too!
I'd smile, but I fogawt how!
BINGO!!!!!!!!! Now where's my lighter?
www.peglegstarfish.com
You looking for me.....aaa..mmmm
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