Ok, honestly, I love nothing more than to see a couple of men using the talents that God gave them to beat the living shit out of one another.
As long as it’s for good reason, of course, like fighting for the throne in the White House:
Hey, don’t look at me like that.
It is perfectly normal for me as a woman to like to watch men fight!! I mean, who can’t appreciate the art and beauty and skill of some good old fashioned bare-fisted pummeling??
Heh.
When I was younger and unmarried, I used to encourage guys to fight! Yep, I’d offer to sleep with the winner, and believe me, fists start flying pretty damn quickly when free sex with a blond is the prize.
Hooyah!!
Anyhoo, not all men are skilled at fighting and that’s alright, but it’s when things like this happen that I seriously begin to question the mental stability of all of mankind, though:
OGDEN, Utah (AP) — Two Ogden neighbors got into a fight after a minor league baseball game that ended with one them biting off a part of the other’s ear. The two men had returned home from the Ogden Raptors baseball game late Wednesday when police said one man apparently offended the other with a comment.
Hmmm, I wonder if ear tastes like chicken??
:p
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