Friday, September 5, 2008

The "Caption This Backstabbing Judas" Offensive


So while I try to figure out who the Judas, aka offending party, was that turned that jalepeno scented, sticky "incense" dealing, taco truck driving, 99.9% chance-that-he's-the-real-father of my bastard son over to the Idaho Fish and Game and Illegal Immigration Department, I present you with this commemorative "Caption This" to pass the time.

It is of Jesus (not MY Jesus, mind you, but the other one) and that bastard Judas. (You don't want to know what I think they are thinking hehe):



Have fun and wish me luck!

Chelle B.




34 Offensive Comments:

  • Bill

    Oh c'mon. You know you want to!

  • moooooog35

    I have two:

    1) Jesus is amazed when he realizes that the advertisements for AXE Body Spray really ARE true.

    2) "Jesus, you smell like fish. Didn't you wash your hands after that miracle?"

  • John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer

    Honestly, Jesus, I don't feel a lump.

  • Bee

    I'll put one hand here and another up your...

  • BacktoBarnwell

    LOL that was offensive!

  • BacktoBarnwell

    the comment Bee.

  • Orion

    *whisper* i just wanted you to know your right eye is severely higher than your left.

    Freak.

  • Orion

    i told you this was going to be a full cavity search.

  • Orion

    keep your mouth shut, the old man is watching.

  • Orion

    this will only hurt for a second

  • Orion

    ...i just rammed a taco up your ass.

    SURPRISE!!

  • Dave

    Oohhh has someone been working out??

  • moooooog35

    "Here is how it goes: You put your right hand in, you take your right hand out..."

  • Howard Bannister

    My arm is tired. Here. Why don't you do it for a while?

  • The Offended Blogger

    Here's mine:

    Jesus - "No, man, that's sinful"

    Judas - "Dude, you are the Son of God, you can forgive us both afterward!"

  • kc

    Jesus - "Judas, your breaf stank!"

  • Poobomber

    Mnnnn, Jesus, your beard smells like my sperm.

  • Bradley

    Judas: I heard you're well hung.

    Jesus: No, but I will be.

  • dana wyzard

    "I CAN'T scoot back. You two will have to move closer......OK now. SMILE" click

  • Georgie B

    Hang on, I almost got my left hand where I want it...

  • Bradley

    Judas: Ah Jesus, muy caliente.

  • renalfailure

    Why won't you look at me when we make love?

  • HumorSmith

    "Yeah, they promised me 30 pieces of silver, but if you were real nice to me, I could forget that 'turn my Lord in' thing for, say, 40... no? Waddya mean "no"? For Christ's sake, I'm tryin' to do the right thing here, and you go all righteous on me. C'mon, lemme be the first guy to nail you."

  • Don

    Oh that's easy. Judas is just saying, "Oh come on bro'. Just a little tongue? Please?"

  • The Masked Millionaire

    You have all missed the point of the picture.

    I have a background in religous studies and I am happy to explain what you are looking at.

    What Judas is saying to Jesus is this, "Don't taze me bro."

  • Orion

    Judas: "don't look now, but there's a giant penis behind you"

  • Chris Wood

    I think you should get Bill to animate that pic of Jesus - I'm thinking eyes, people ...

  • kathcom

    Is that a wafer in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

  • georgie

    Mary Magdalene did what?

  • BacktoBarnwell

    That's not even Jesus and Judas, DUH. That's jesus disguised as JESUS and Chelle B disguised as JUDAS and the incense deal is going down. Nice try playing it off Chelle.

  • dadthedude

    Oh yea, Jesus. Just like that. Here, let me show you where to put your other hand. Sayeth unto me, who's your daddy?

  • dani c

    "My, what perky man breasts you have Jesus ."

  • Jailbird

    Down on your knees MAN!

  • Larissa

    I took an entire semester on Theory of Religion, and *clearly* remember what they found bound in the Shroud of Turin.

    There, apparently, was a court reporter of sorts attending the last supper, and tucked her handy notes underneath for safe keeping. Such a silly woman.

    However, the point being that, I believe it was at this point when Judas was discussing with Jesus that, while many of the others were convinced by his "Magical Disconnecting Thumb" trick - he was NOT amused.

    Hence the look of "Oh shit," on Jesus' face.

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