It is of Jesus (not MY Jesus, mind you, but the other one) and that bastard Judas. (You don't want to know what I think they are thinking hehe):
Have fun and wish me luck!
Chelle B.
Catscratch Fever
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What.
I hate driving.
In fact, if I didn't hate freaky liberal fucking environmentalists SO much
to want to piss them off on purpose, I'd probably leave ...
9 hours ago
Oh c'mon. You know you want to!
I have two:
1) Jesus is amazed when he realizes that the advertisements for AXE Body Spray really ARE true.
2) "Jesus, you smell like fish. Didn't you wash your hands after that miracle?"
Honestly, Jesus, I don't feel a lump.
I'll put one hand here and another up your...
LOL that was offensive!
the comment Bee.
*whisper* i just wanted you to know your right eye is severely higher than your left.
Freak.
i told you this was going to be a full cavity search.
keep your mouth shut, the old man is watching.
this will only hurt for a second
...i just rammed a taco up your ass.
SURPRISE!!
Oohhh has someone been working out??
"Here is how it goes: You put your right hand in, you take your right hand out..."
My arm is tired. Here. Why don't you do it for a while?
Here's mine:
Jesus - "No, man, that's sinful"
Judas - "Dude, you are the Son of God, you can forgive us both afterward!"
Jesus - "Judas, your breaf stank!"
Mnnnn, Jesus, your beard smells like my sperm.
Judas: I heard you're well hung.
Jesus: No, but I will be.
"I CAN'T scoot back. You two will have to move closer......OK now. SMILE" click
Hang on, I almost got my left hand where I want it...
Judas: Ah Jesus, muy caliente.
Why won't you look at me when we make love?
"Yeah, they promised me 30 pieces of silver, but if you were real nice to me, I could forget that 'turn my Lord in' thing for, say, 40... no? Waddya mean "no"? For Christ's sake, I'm tryin' to do the right thing here, and you go all righteous on me. C'mon, lemme be the first guy to nail you."
Oh that's easy. Judas is just saying, "Oh come on bro'. Just a little tongue? Please?"
You have all missed the point of the picture.
I have a background in religous studies and I am happy to explain what you are looking at.
What Judas is saying to Jesus is this, "Don't taze me bro."
Judas: "don't look now, but there's a giant penis behind you"
I think you should get Bill to animate that pic of Jesus - I'm thinking eyes, people ...
Is that a wafer in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Mary Magdalene did what?
That's not even Jesus and Judas, DUH. That's jesus disguised as JESUS and Chelle B disguised as JUDAS and the incense deal is going down. Nice try playing it off Chelle.
Oh yea, Jesus. Just like that. Here, let me show you where to put your other hand. Sayeth unto me, who's your daddy?
"My, what perky man breasts you have Jesus ."
Down on your knees MAN!
I took an entire semester on Theory of Religion, and *clearly* remember what they found bound in the Shroud of Turin.
There, apparently, was a court reporter of sorts attending the last supper, and tucked her handy notes underneath for safe keeping. Such a silly woman.
However, the point being that, I believe it was at this point when Judas was discussing with Jesus that, while many of the others were convinced by his "Magical Disconnecting Thumb" trick - he was NOT amused.
Hence the look of "Oh shit," on Jesus' face.