The "Caption This Evil Jack-o-lantern!!" Offensive

Whoo-hooooo, oh yeah, Halloween is coming! Why am I excited?! Um, because MY birthday is the day after Halloween!! Yep, on All Saint’s Day. (Stop laughing – I too am a saint, dammit!!!!!!) OK, not really, but that gives you exactly 23 days to shop for my birthday and no offense, but you better get me something good. With fancy wrapping and stuff!! Otherwise you may find out just how Unsaintly I can be!! :p

So, to celebrate the coming of Halloween and my birthday (which is the day after Halloween, on All Saint’s Day mind you, did I mention that already? I did? Did you mark your calendar? Oh, well that’s alright, I’ll wait……………………………………………………. Done?? Thanks!!)

Uh, where was I? Oh yeah! While we wait for my birthday to get here, why not caption this evil Jack-o-lantern picture for me:


Oh, and in lieu of presents for my birthday, which is the day after Halloween on All Saint’s Day, you could just clicky-click below and vote for me as THE Humor Blogger of the Year. :)


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