The Offended Blogger: Jun 12, 2008

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Thursday, June 12

The "May the Best Offender Win!!!!" Offensive

(Get your best dirty jokes and offensive posts ready folks, it's time for the Weekender Offender awards!!)

Oh, alright, I am painfully aware that it has been awhile since I handed out my lovely and highly coveted Weekender Offender award, and I've had a few e-mails ~~bugging me about~~ kindly reminding me that I am long overdue and seriously slacking on my duties here.

Soooo, I thought I'd better do something before the riots begin and I have to run all of you over with my monster truck!!

I know, that sounds kinda fun to me, too, now that I mention it! :)

Anyhoo... even though I have a few worthy nominees in mind already, I decided that this time I'd let you, my #1 fan, get in on this.

In order to win, all you have to do is hit me with your VERY BEST offense, whether it be an offensively dirty joke, or a link to an offensively great post you've written, or you can even nominate a fellow offender that you deem worthy!

Everyone who enters will receive the highly coveted Weekender Offender award:

Not only that but.....

....the bestest fecking offender of all will go in my higly coveted blogroll (if you aren't already in it) and they'll win a free advertising spot over -----> there, near the top of my sidebar until the next awards are handed out.

Which, knowing me and my ADD, could be weeks, or months, or even YEARS!

Hooyah!!

So, come on, hit me with your best offense. I will let this little game run through the weekend, and I'll announce the winners on Monday.

Good luck and may the best Weekender Offender win!!!

:)