Yeah, I know, the title of this post is rather offensive, but to be honest, so is the rest of the post so if you are one of those squeamish sissy types, then you may want to click over to this place instead.
For the rest of you, I am glad you aren't a sissy, because for the first time in The Offended Blogger's history I am taking you deep into the dark recesses of my Google Analytics keyword searches.
Yep, I decided that I shouldn't suffer the psychological damage alone when I have you, my #1 fan to suffer along with me!! ;)
Actually, most of them are rather mundane and naturally, variations of the word 'offend' bring in the most traffic:
George Carlin brings nearly as much:
Mike Holmes and midgets are quite popular, too:
Oh, and I do get a few keywords like these that really frigging creep me out, and make me wonder if I should contact the FBI or something:
But it's the really bizarre ones that jump out at me and make me wonder if I should laugh or cry or both:
I know!!
Funny thing is, that one came the day before Valentines.
Poor bastard!!
I just wonder if he found the answer to that on my blog, and if so... holy shit! How, erm, offensive of me to offer such advice and what was I smoking when I did it?!!
So yeeahhh.
There you have it.
A tiny glimpse into the offensive stats on my blog.
Between you and me, I think I may be better off not knowing what people are searching for on Google to get here!!
I mean, one of them could be YOU and that is just not right, dammit!
:p
Thursday, July 3
The "How to Self Torture One's Testicles" Offensive
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