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The "My Shaving Cream is a Lawsuit Waiting to Happen!!!!" Offensive

15 May

No offense, but doesn’t Barbasol know that some people are just too damn dumb and need more thorough instructions for dangerous tasks which may leave a person maimed for life??

Tasks such as applying shaving cream which, if done improperly, could take an eye out!

These are the exact instructions on my very own can of raspberry flavored Pure Silk Moisturizing Shave Cream (for women):

“Wet skin with warm water, leave wet. Shake can and hold upright. Press top to release lather.”

Yeah.

I know.

Now *I* am smart enough to figure out that after I shake the can and hold it upright I am supposed to aim the nozzle into my little hand and fill it with foamy, raspberry goodness before slathering it all over my hairy parts, rather than staring at it and shooting the white gooey stuff in my eyeball, but what about the rest of society?

I mean, let’s face it, we all know that the world is full of people like this guy:

Honestly, if he can’t even read the “for women” part on the can before he buys it….

;)

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  • haha too funny I twitter'd it
  • Did you know burger king has a cologne? Seriously Its called BK Flame.
  • I'm with you. Although I'd never buy raspberry shaving cream. I don't want to smell like a pie. I get the "Spring Rain" or "Ocean Mist" or "Feel Like A Woman" scent.
  • In the eye ? Try getting that shit up your crotch, talk about stings !!!
    :)
  • @ Sue - Yes, after standing out in the hot sun! :)
  • Sue
    You know, he kind of looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
  • @ Mike Homophobic much? :p

    @ Thinkin I can honestly say that I have never had shaving cream in my eye.

    I've had other white stuff in my eye, but not that! :)
  • OK, I have got some in my eye before.....that shit stings!!
  • Hey, isn't that a picture of Clay Aiken after an all night man orgy?

    Gross.
  • @ PINKMONKEY - You really do need to get out more! There is coconut, too. :)

    @ Da OldMan - Smelling of raspberry also tends to make me less crotchety, so you better get her a case of it! ;)
  • MMMMM, Raspberry.
    Need to get that for the Crotchety Old Lady. Should make her smooth, and raspberry-y.
  • There is rasberry shaving cream?? Sweet Jesus..where have I been. I've got to get me sum of that!!
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