The "Free Ball Waxing At My Place!" Offensive

16 Oct

You may not know this, but I think of The Offended Blogger as a public service (as well as a tax deduction – hooyah!), but it has become increasingly alarming to realize that instead of offending the masses I seem to be the most trusted source on the interwebz for how to properly wax and/or torture your testicles!!

Seriously, just look at my Google analytics for this last month to see for yourself:


See??!

What bothers me even more is how the hell did clown porn beat out #11, which is “how to run your balls through a wood chipper after flogging them with a cat-o-nine tails“???

Hmm.

Maybe this is a sign that I need to post more about testicle torture or something.

It has been awhile…..

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  • I think I will stay with the clown porn - no way I am having my balls waxed - ouch!!
  • Clown porn is related to testicular torture because that is how clowns get off...or so I hear...and I'm sure it's probably clowns that are Googling that shit.
  • wow ! lol!
  • Ball waxing seems to be a popular trend this week.
  • Clown Porn? What are some of THOSE titles? "Binky Does Dallas?" "Pitching the Tent?"
  • Don
    I'll take the ball waxing. But do you think you have enough wax? I need a lot of territory covered.
  • Brilliant. I am tempted to start a rival blog on clown porn now :P

    K
  • Is there a line up? Or am I the first?
  • Don't you love google analytics
  • Wax balls. It sound like those home-made candles old ladies sell at craft markets.

    I certainly won't be purchasing any of those filthy things!
  • So.

    How DO you wax YOUR balls?

    I'll be looking for the youtube clip.

    Thanks.
  • Your analytics rock & offend!
  • Hysterical
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