The Offended Blogger

The offensive views expressed by the author on this website do not necessarily reflect the views of the author or of any other offended or offensive human being on the planet. The author assumes no responsibility whatsoever if you happen to be easily offended and/or have a low tolerance for offensive material, or if you happen to take what she says seriously since it is obvious to everyone else that she is completely full of shit.

Offensive and non-offensive and somewhat offensive comments on this website are the sole responsibility of their offensive or non-offensive or somewhat offensive original writers and the writer will take full responsibility, liability, and blame for any offense caused or not caused, as well as any libel or litigation that results from anything written in or as a direct result of anything written in a comment. The offensiveness, proper grammar, spelling, clarity of thought and/or level of comprehension of all comments are in no way guaranteed nor should you expect them in any way, shape or form.

Although you may moronically and wrongfully assume otherwise, this website does not offer anything other than an temporary break from the daily offensive grind and a chance to laugh at the author, yourself and others’ offenses.

This website will most definitely yet inadvertently link to content that is offensive, obscene, obtuse, annoying, frivolous, boring, politically incorrect, amazingly dull, illegal and/or funny. The author take no responsibility whatsoever for the damages any of those websites may inflict upon you, your family, your friends, your computer or any other living or non-living entity in your imagination or vicinity.

The author of this website will probably yet inadvertently pilfer copyrighted material. If you happen to notice something that belongs to you and the idea of my pilfering it, altering and using it to offend viewers offends your sensibility, please bring it to my attention in a non-offensive way and I will do my best to remove the offending item and will probably yet inadvertently replace it with another pilfered copyrighted image of equal or lesser value.

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