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The “Offended Blogger Official Definition” Offensive

16 Dec

OFFENDED

adj. of-fend-ed

Repulsed, disgruntled, disturbed, downright pissed off: I am offended by things like: moving from Blogger to Wordpress and having Google de-index me in practically all of my top keywords (except extreme sodomy, self testicle torture and rodeo clown porn – hooyah!) but I'm confident that I'll be reindexed soon enough because I fully believe that deep down everyone, including Google, loves nothing more than to be offended!

However, I am EVEN MORE offended by oppressive internet censorship laws being proposed in so-called "democratic" countries like Australia because I fucking hate fascism disguised as political correctness and anyone who isn't just as offended by this should be made to experience extreme sodomy and testicle torture at the hands of rodeo clown porn stars while being simultaneously indexed by Google!

Or something.

Heh.

BLOGGER

n. blog-ger

Someone who blogs: As a blogger who relies heavily on perverted Googlers scouring Google search for things which offend, and since my lovely blog is already blocked by most internet filters as well as the Great Firewall of China, the last thing I need is to be cut off from the opportunity to be found easily on the internets by ALL freedom loving citizens of planet earth, especially those Down Under (who I'm pretty sure love to be offended like the rest of us), dammit!!

Readers: It may seem trivial to you but if the idea of government mandated internet censorship in ANY free society offends you, and I hope it does, please tell everyone you know about this. You can keep up on the latest news from Australia on the EFA blog.

Twitterers: please follow me @offendedblogger and use the #nocleanfeed hashtag to tweet your opinion on this issue.

Remember, if they censor Australia, it's only a matter of time before they censor the rest of us!! Which means ME!