Comments on The Offended Blogger: The "Repase Esto!" Offensive

Yes I do Offended, and my husband is mighty apprec...

2008-02-03T07:40:00.000-07:00

Yes I do Offended, and my husband is mighty appreciative of all my training....

It's too early to be this gross LOL.

I could teach you Seffrikan ones, but they are REA...

2008-02-02T23:20:00.000-07:00

I could teach you Seffrikan ones, but they are REALLY offensive. I think it's worse than Russian swearing.

We have a saying: swore at me so much that the ocean won't wash me clean.

You can find some Afrikaans swearing here:
http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/afrikanns.htm

Don't say I didn't warn you!

Garg ~ Gosh, I was hoping you could teach me some ...

2008-02-02T21:52:00.000-07:00

Garg ~ Gosh, I was hoping you could teach me some cool South African ones!! :)

Dale ~ Yes, I agree! :)

Anok ~ LOL! Do you do ninja training with that mouth? Uh, wait..that sounds wrong somehow. Hmm... :p

Jeremy ~ I will drop the nouns altogether in my next post. I'll just put your name where each noun should be. :)

Ernie ~ You know, your mom warned me that my blog would offend you and I TRIED to get her to ground you but she never listens to me! :p

Tim ~ Hey, um, your birthday is coming up and I want to send you a card, can I get your address? :)

Remind me to never let you know where I live. You ...

2008-02-02T19:51:00.000-07:00

Remind me to never let you know where I live. You might need to burn my house down so you won't be tempted to ask me for some computer time.

I'm sorry but I must say I'm pretty offended by ho...

2008-02-02T18:43:00.000-07:00

I'm sorry but I must say I'm pretty offended by how many gross Irish adjectives you use.

you do tend to go overboard with the nouns...

2008-02-02T09:51:00.000-07:00

you do tend to go overboard with the nouns...

Every time I read your blog, a scene from Freeway ...

2008-02-02T09:25:00.000-07:00

Every time I read your blog, a scene from Freeway pops into my head...you know the one, where Reese Witherspoon says "You cut my hair you fecker!"

I love that movie.

Well feck you and yer feckin blog anyway - who wants humor from a plastic ballerina?

Oh, wait, ninjas are supposed to love that shit, aren't they? Damn, I take it all back (but I'm still thinking it!)

Who cares what anyone else says, its your blog to ...

2008-02-02T02:48:00.000-07:00

Who cares what anyone else says, its your blog to fuck everyone else

Dale
http://dzrbenson.com/blog/

Gobshite?!That's awesome. How many other Irish swe...

2008-02-02T01:12:00.000-07:00

Gobshite?!
That's awesome. How many other Irish swear words could you teach me?

Alan ~ All reviewers pale in comparison to you!! Y...

2008-02-01T23:07:00.000-07:00

Alan ~ All reviewers pale in comparison to you!! You are the nicest, handsomest, bestest fecking reviewer EVAR!!

(you are still doing reviews, right?) :p

Enigma ~ Of course you can add me to your blog roll, I only charge a very low hourly fee. Overhead, you know! :)

Drowsy ~ *yawn* Oh, I'm sorry, your name reminded me it is bed time but thanks soooooo much for being an arse fan too!! Arse kicks...well, ARSE! ;)

Anybody who can use 'arse' in a post rocks, as far...

2008-02-01T22:55:00.000-07:00

Anybody who can use 'arse' in a post rocks, as far as I'm concerned....LOL LOL

you are very funny...I saw you over at ANok's blog...

2008-02-01T22:45:00.000-07:00

you are very funny...I saw you over at ANok's blog...this is Enigma of Watergate Summer...
I now must check your other blogs as well.....( International Drunk looks interesting...)

Let me know if I can add you to my blogroll....

feh. phuquing reviewers. speaking of which, I...

2008-02-01T21:15:00.000-07:00

feh. phuquing reviewers. speaking of which, I want YOU! to go leave an offensive comment on THIS THREAD:

http://libdrone.info/2008/01/writing-contest-win-3000-ec/

there maybe some money in it for ya;)

VE ~ haha how'd you know I was already thinking up...

2008-02-01T21:10:00.000-07:00

VE ~ haha how'd you know I was already thinking up a third installment of Mr. Fatty and Mr. Constipated?!! :o

Go ahead, I double dog dare you to use those same ...

2008-02-01T20:25:00.000-07:00

Go ahead, I double dog dare you to use those same offensive naked photos in a THIRD post!

Frank ~ Wow, that is really wise, and true and I w...

2008-02-01T19:14:00.000-07:00

Frank ~ Wow, that is really wise, and true and I will probably be using it and pretending I made it up myself haha. :)

BT ~ I am honored that you would give me your last Oreo, I know how much they mean to you!! ;)

Wamblings ~ Oh, unfortunately my posts are only funny with the corresponding photos so you better get your eyes fixed ASAP. :p

OK so I'm the new kid on the block. Heck, we're s...

2008-02-01T19:08:00.000-07:00

OK so I'm the new kid on the block. Heck, we're supposed to submit our blogs for reviews? Guess I'll be up shatz crik. Gonna be even harder to come up with funny blogs now that I've had to gouge my eyes out. That's also making it difficult for me to google hit men looking for someone to take out Mr FatNakedDude. But you're a funny lady so now that I'm blind I'll just have to get someone to read me your blogs. :P

Longer posts, more nouns, more Irish curse words a...

2008-02-01T18:20:00.000-07:00

Longer posts, more nouns, more Irish curse words and tie the review sites to a palm tree and play hurricane with them. I quite like your work, I show it to people I want to offend to save me time and effort. If I were to review your blog I'd give you all the Oreo's that I have left, and it's not often I review that high.

There are those who create and those who feed on t...

2008-02-01T17:21:00.000-07:00

There are those who create and those who feed on the creations - don't EVER give them a free meal:)

TBE ~ haha I'll hook you up with that guy, he's my...

2008-02-01T16:17:00.000-07:00

TBE ~ haha I'll hook you up with that guy, he's my brother. :p

Alison ~ Now that I think of it I can't remember if I even submitted my blog for review over there... :)

I can't wait to see what you say when they have re...

2008-02-01T15:59:00.000-07:00

I can't wait to see what you say when they have reviewed you ;)

You know, Offended, all was good until you had to ...

2008-02-01T11:33:00.000-07:00

You know, Offended, all was good until you had to go and show the FAT-ass. Thanks for that visual I could have done without! (Now, the white trash dude on the pot is really sort of cute, if you can get past the trailer and the fact that he's wearing sandals to take a dump) Do you happen to have his number? I wasn't sure if this was just a pic you took off the net, or if it was a neighbor or something.