tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1309232416960378247.post8917157391130710845..comments2008-03-15T00:03:58.080-06:00The Offended Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02878155948127423843noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1309232416960378247.post-19349877082772038442008-03-15T00:03:00.000-06:002008-03-15T00:03:00.000-06:002008-03-15T00:03:00.000-06:00If that old dude really did have gonorrhea, he only would have needed a Chewbacca antibiotic Pez dispenser like mine..45http://45caliberweb.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1309232416960378247.post-64338183630297186882008-03-14T18:50:00.000-06:002008-03-14T18:50:00.000-06:002008-03-14T18:50:00.000-06:00@ Jeanette ~ I am so happy you appreciated that!!! Olga actually sent that to me and the animated version is better. You get to watch the flowers grow and say FUCK OFF!! :D<BR/><BR/>@ Pappy ~ ROFL!! How did I miss that little detail?! :p<BR/><BR/>@ Etta ~ Hehehe... I love it! Jesus needs a little place in my sidebar, I wish I knew someone who could draw me my own original version of him!! :Dtheoffendedbloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02878155948127423843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1309232416960378247.post-28525275004994413812008-03-14T18:48:00.000-06:002008-03-14T18:48:00.000-06:002008-03-14T18:48:00.000-06:00@ Mike ~ I waited and waited and you never showed up!! WTF!?! :p<BR/><BR/>@ Claire ~ Awwww, you know I'd let you have me before Mike. He probably wouldn't mind, either. ;)<BR/><BR/>@ Mooooooooog ~ Yes, I can see why your wife might be uncomfortable about the whole situation!! Then again, I wonder how she puts up with most of your crap *snickers*! :)theoffendedbloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02878155948127423843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1309232416960378247.post-64926754625636542722008-03-14T18:39:00.000-06:002008-03-14T18:39:00.000-06:002008-03-14T18:39:00.000-06:00Maybe you should have sent Jesus over with some tacos!ettarosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13178737973585191754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1309232416960378247.post-41267001275870787462008-03-14T17:20:00.000-06:002008-03-14T17:20:00.000-06:002008-03-14T17:20:00.000-06:00haha, i said "bush-trimming."Pappy McSlappyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03118898928311968592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1309232416960378247.post-61707185616575689172008-03-14T17:19:00.000-06:002008-03-14T17:19:00.000-06:002008-03-14T17:19:00.000-06:00Call me creepy, but I was admring the bush-trimming art displayed <A HREF="http://bp1.blogger.com/_BbbW4nFN_S8/R9l_IZE9VoI/AAAAAAAAFqc/di1mATFPYnc/s1600-h/pissed.jpg" REL="nofollow">in this picture</A> when I noticed something peculiar. Look at the crotch of the old man's shorts. <A HREF="http://bp1.blogger.com/_BbbW4nFN_S8/R9l_IZE9VoI/AAAAAAAAFqc/di1mATFPYnc/s1600-h/pissed.jpg" REL="nofollow">Go ahead</A>, look again. Its, like...worn out. Maybe its not that he doesn't like you, maybe he just wants a new pair of shorts.Pappy McSlappyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03118898928311968592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1309232416960378247.post-12073342738326930122008-03-14T10:18:00.000-06:002008-03-14T10:18:00.000-06:002008-03-14T10:18:00.000-06:00Seeing FUCK OFF in flowers made me smile. Thank you. I needed that.Jeannette E. Spaghettihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13524414432547858109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1309232416960378247.post-34264167956046021532008-03-14T07:04:00.000-06:002008-03-14T07:04:00.000-06:002008-03-14T07:04:00.000-06:00I had a neighbor that didn't like me, and offered the sex thing to change that.<BR/><BR/>Problem is, he took me up on it.<BR/><BR/>I'm still sore...and my farts no longer make any noise.<BR/><BR/>He brings this up at our block parties.<BR/><BR/>The wife hates that.moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1309232416960378247.post-7601410991428976382008-03-13T20:57:00.001-06:002008-03-13T20:57:00.001-06:002008-03-13T20:57:00.001-06:00But before Mike, I don't want sloppy seconds.Clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10740212737574269503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1309232416960378247.post-76380413160535804022008-03-13T20:57:00.000-06:002008-03-13T20:57:00.000-06:002008-03-13T20:57:00.000-06:00I like you so much that I in fact HATE you!<BR/><BR/>:)<BR/><BR/>Heck I will do the sex thing for free too.Clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10740212737574269503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1309232416960378247.post-21780787323953384572008-03-13T17:25:00.000-06:002008-03-13T17:25:00.000-06:002008-03-13T17:25:00.000-06:00Listen<BR/><BR/>You don't have to hire a worker to have sex with you in cranky bastards yards.<BR/><BR/>I'll do it for free!<BR/><BR/>I'll see you.... tomorrow around 3 pm, say?Mikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07931689282231637591noreply@blogger.com