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Tuesday, August 26
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Wednesday, August 6
The "Caption This Wordless Wednesday" Offensive
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Tuesday, July 29
The "Caption This (Not Quite) Wordless (Not Quite) Wednesday Post!!" Offensive
Ok, I know Wordless Wednesday is SUPPOSED to be, well, wordless and posted on Wednesday and all but I am feeling rebellious. Plus, this week's "Caption This Wordless Wednesday" post needed a little background since it involves ME.
That's right, ME! Yep, you get to caption what you think I said in response to this offensive little exchange between me and (that mean bastard I like to lovingly refer to as) my hubby: Him, pausing while reaching over to kiss me good morning and then leaning as far back away from me as humanly possible - "Chelle!! Holy crap, you have a big herpes growing on your lip!".
Me, reaching up to feel a TINY little cold sore forming on my bottom lip and then pouting a bit - "So what, it's just a little cold sore, are you afraid to kiss me or what??".Him - "Not afraid, just... disturbed... because it would be like kissing a..."
Me - "Like kissing what? A freakish TROLL or something?!".
Him - "Well now that you mention it...".
Me, jumping up out of the bed.... completely naked (what? that's how I sleep!) - "You bastard! I guess morning sex is out of the question then!!".
Him - "Oh, come on now, don't overreact, we can still have sex... but only after I run to the store and buy some condoms!".
Me - "Uh, you had a vasectomy, what the hell do you need condoms for?!".
Him - "Well, you don't expect me to let you give me my morning blowjob without double bagging it, what with that trollish monstrosity growing on your lip , do you?!".
Me -
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