So, in between fuming over being snubbed by Montana and interviewing Helen’s breasts, I found some spare time and applied with Blog Rush, the premiere blog network. Then, after reading of their “strict, high quality standards” I just knew I was going to be turned down!!
I couldn’t have felt much lower after what Montana and Google had done to me, but I still braced myself for the disappointment, knowing there was NO WAY my offensive blog could ever pass their stringent guidelines and anally-retentive inspectors!
Heh, I mean it’s not like I could be so lucky that the week I decide I want in their little club they went and headhunted the very cool Mr. Sunday Blog Inspector guy from Blog Catalog, who in my imagination is something like:
No, I am definitely not that lucky! Even if he did work there now, I was being reviewed mid-week anyway, not on a Sunday, so I imagined my blog review from Blog Rush would go something more like this:
Imagine my surprise when I found my acceptance letter in my email! I knew it had to be a fluke, but then it dawned on me! Today is Friday!
I will bet you a million dollars that Mr. Friday Blog Rush inspector guy MUST have been daydreaming about the “All You Can Eat/Karaoke Binge” at the IHOP tonight and probably didn’t even take the time to really read my blog before his sore-from-pushing-the-reject-button-all-week finger mindlessly hit ACCEPT for me!!
Whoo-hoo! Am I lucky or what?! My timing was perfect to coincide with his Friday IHOP daydreams!
Either that or…in their off time, he is buddies with Mr. Sunday Blog Inspector and this is what they are like in real life:
In any case, I AM IN!!!!! 
